Dumb Family Feud Answers
Friday, October 9, 2009 at 8:05 AM | Filed under game shows
Here are actual responses given by contestants on the game show Family Feud (or the British version Family Fortunes). I admit, it may be mean to call some of these answers "dumb", so if you'd like, you can call them "erroneous" or "funny" if you prefer.
I'd like to thank Adam Buckley, Carrie, Laura, Ling, Lori, Paul, Sean Willett, and Zach for helping me compile this list!
| Name something in a bird cage | Hamster |
| Something you'd find in an operating room | Operator |
| Something that comes with a summer storm | Snow |
| Something you'd yell at if it stopped working | Spouse |
| Something worn only by children | Clothes |
| Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony | Horse |
| An animal with three letters in its name | Frog |
| An animal with three letters in its name | Alligator |
| Something you feel before you buy it | Excited |
| The price of a dozen roses | $1.75 |
| An article of clothing that children always lose | Pants |
| An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast | Hamster |
| Something you might accidentally leave on all night | Shoes |
| One of the three bears | Yogi |
| A holiday named after a person | January |
| A holiday named after a person | Easter |
| One of Santa's reindeer | Nixon |
| One of Santa's reindeer | Adolf |
| Something Russia is famous for | Russians |
| Something that comes in pairs | Bananas |
| A time when people wake up | Morning |
| A time when people go to bed | Night |
| A state with good skiing | Florida |
| Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family | Jeans |
| Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family | Games |
| A city in the state of Georgia | Alabama |
| A pie that does not contain fruit | Lemon Meringue |
| Something that kills a lively party | Guns |
| A brand of gasoline | Regular |
| A brand of gasoline | Ethyl |
| A job around the house that has to be done every fall | Spring Cleaning |
| A man's name beginning with the letter K | Kentucky Fried Chicken |
| The month where a pregnant woman begins to show | September |
| A food that's red on the inside | Kiwi |
| Something people do clothed that others don't | Ride a motorcycle |
| The heaviest item in your house | 600 pounds |
| The heaviest item in your house | Husband |
| Something you put in tea | Tea bag |
| A holiday where stores are always busy | Monday |
| Something made of leather that a cowboy uses | Purse |
| The first thing you take off after work | Underwear |
| A weather term that can also describe your wife | Wet |
| A day of the year when you want to be with friends | December |
| A department in a supermarket | Lingerie |
| The most lovable breed of dog | Kitten |
| Something women borrow from each other | Husbands |
| An invention that has replaced stairs | Wheel |
| Something you often misplace in your car | Steering wheel |
| A famous “Arnold” | Arnold & Willis |
| A reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day | It's raining |
| Something associated with the show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire | Bob Barker |
| A yellow fruit | Orange |
| A kind of attraction you see in almost every parade | Merry-go-round |
| Something you stroke | A match |
| A tradition associated with Christmas | Hanukkah |
| A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife | Thanksgiving |
| A food people give as a gift | Lasagna |
| A vegetable you marinate | Grapes |
| The one thing that the people living near you have that you want | A beautiful wife |
| Something you buy and then have to be careful about how you carry it home | An infant |
| Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own | Car |
| A food with an edible skin | Banana |
| A piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands | Halter tops |
| A street name that is common to cities all over the US | Hollywood Boulevard |
| A kind of bear | Papa Bear |
| A real person who made a living scaring people | Red Skelton |
| Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave | Goes to bed |
| An animal with really good sight | Bat |
| A state beginning with the letter M | Mexico |
| Something an Indian chief might use | Squaw |
| Something that floats in the bathtub | Water |
| A word beginning with “Egg” | Excellent |
| A city named after a president | Carson City |
| A sport in which two people compete against each other | Checkers |
| An occupation in which you disguise your appearance | Doctor |
| Something that flies that doesn't have an engine | Dishes |
| Something that flies that doesn't have an engine | A bicycle with wings |
| Something a blind person might use | Sword |
| A song with “moon” in the title | Blue Suede Moon |
| An occupation where you need a flashlight | Burglar |
| A famous brother and sister | Bonnie & Clyde |
| An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers | A horse |
| Something you wear on the beach | A lawnchair |
| Something red | My cardigan |
| A number you have to memorize | Seven |
| Something you do before going to bed | Sleep |
| Something of yours you hit when it's not working properly | Your spouse |
| Something you put on walls | Roofs |
| Something in the garden that's green | Shed |
| Something in the garden that's green | Scarecrow |
| Something you might be allergic to | Skiing |
| A famous bridge | The bridge over troubled waters |
| Something a cat does | Goes to the toilet |
| Something you do in the bathroom | Decorate |
| Something associated with the police | Pigs |
| A sign of the zodiac | April |
| Something slippery | A conman |
| A kind of ache | Fillet 'O' Fish |
| A kind of ache | Pancake |
| A jacket potato topping | Jam |
| Something with a hole in it | Window |
| A food that comes in instant form | Asparagus |
| A non-living object which has feet | Plant |
| A domestic animal | Leopard |
| A part of the body beginning with the letter N | Knee |
| A part of the body beginning with the letter N | Name |
| A way of cooking fish | Cod |
| Something you open other than a door | Bowels |
| A part of the body everyone has only one of | Big toe |
| Real or fictional, a famous Willy | Willy the Pooh |
| Something you squeeze | Peanut butter |
| A bird with a long neck | Penguin |
| A continent | Italy |
| A sport you can never play on grass | Baseball |
| An occupation starting with "J" | Jackhammerer |
| A phrase some husbands dread hearing | "Honey, I'm home" |
| A bad occupation if you don't like kids | Mortician |
| A question you don't like to be asked | "Are those real?" |
| A European country in which you'd expect to find castles | London |
| Something every doctor has | Speculum |
| An animal with horns | Bee |
| A medieval weapon | Hand grenade |
| Something made of wool | A sheep |
| Something a bridegroom might wear | A dress |
| Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club | Animals |
| An animal with a long tail | Rabbit |
| Something you put out for the birds | Worms |
| A way to prevent snoring | Put a pillow over his face |
| A word used to describe a very hot day | A very hot day |
| Someone who works early hours | Burglar |
| Something made to be wheeled around | A hammer |
| A reason for kneeling | To be beheaded |
| A nickname for a slim person | Slimmy |
| A measurement of liquid | Paint |
| Something that's nice to wear next to your skin | Pants |
| A famous Dick | Carrot |
| Something that Santa Claus does when he comes to your house | Feeds your pets |
| Something that comes in 7's | Fingers |
| Something associated with Liverpool | The Yellow Brick Road |
| A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme | Little Red Riding Hood |
| Something associated with Queen Victoria | Her husbands |
| Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming | Your legs |
| A place you would keep a pen | A zoo |
| Something you beat | An apple |
| Something you make into a ball | Eggs |
| A game that uses a black ball | Darts |
| A way parents reward chidren | Time out |
| A popular TV soap | Dove |
| Something you might find in a garage | A grand piano |
| A fast animal | Hippo |
| A famous Peter | Peter |
| Something you keep in the garden | A cat |
| Something that gives you goose bumps | Mumps |
| A character from Little Red Riding Hood | Hansel and Gretel |
| Something that has a shell | Batman |
| Something a policeman might say | "Spread 'em" |
| Something that frightens Dracula | The King of the Vampires |
| A mode of transportation that you can walk in | Your shoes |
| An animal with big ears | A bear |
| Something you do on water | Wallpaper |
| A musical instrument you can play in the bath | Drum kit |
| Something associated with Egypt | Cigars |
| Something you pull | A potato |
| An animal used as a form of transportation | Turtle |
| A Thunderbirds character | Doctor Spock |
| Another TV game show with the word 'family' in the title | The Generation Game |
| Something that makes you scream | A squirrel |
| A food that can be eaten without chewing | Chips |
| The ideal everyday temperature | 98.6 degrees |
| A type of record | A floppy disk |
| A type of large cat | Persian |
| A job that a working dog does | A slave |
| Something you use a microchip on | A fish-fryer |
| A game played in the dark | Charades |
| A part of the body you have more than two of | Arms |
| Something you find on a fire engine | Coal |
| The first place detectives look for fingerprints | The floor |
| Something you associate with the sea | A coffin |
| A famous Arthur | Shakespeare |
| A weapon in the game of Clue | Dice |
| Something people take to the beach | Turkey |
| A reason someone digs a hole in the road | Grave digger |
| Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him | His name |
| An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man | Underpants |
| Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir | The lamps |
| Something you keep in a garden shed | A gardener |
| Something you wear on the beach | Deckchair |
| Fruit used in fruit salad | Cucumber |
| The last thing you take off before going to bed | Your feet |
| Something that has to warm up before you use it | Your wife |
| A noisy bird | Chipmunk |
| A car known by its initials | Corvette |
| Something you keep handy by the front door | Spittoon |
| A job that helicopters are used for | Tuna fishing |
| A famous robber | Cops |
| A famous resort area outside the continental United States | Tahoe |
| An American state where people speak with accents | Mexico |
| Something a man has that he'd be upset if someone else used it | His jockstrap |
| Something London is famous for | Pasta |
| Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car | Pickles |
| A game you could play in the bath | Scuba diving |
| A food that makes a noise when you eat it | Really loud hamburger |
| Something that your wife would do that would be shocking | Greet you at the door naked |
| Something you throw away when you're moving away | Pantry |
| A dangerous animal that some people keep as pets | Wolf |
| When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving | "I'm going to the beach!" |
| When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving | "Going to another job" |
| An animal that eats mice | Rat |
| Something you have that you wish worked better | Spouse |
| Something you wouldn't try even once | Sex on a train |
| A famous male dancer | Betty Grable |
| An occasion for which you stayed up all night | Lost my virginity |
| Your favorite country western singer | Van Whalen |
| Something that falls from the trees | Bird shit |
| Something a dentist says | "Just a small prick" |
| An excuse that a girl uses not to invite you in after a date | Her husband's home |
| A name that rhymes with "Larry" | Larry |
| Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale | Cake mix |
| Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale | Drapes |
| Besides an animal, something with a tail | Tailpipe |
| Something that gets accidentally run over by a lawn mower | The lawn mower's cord |
| An occupation where someone wears a robe at work | A fireman |
| An occupation where someone wears a robe at work | A graduate |
| A sport that people sometimes play by themselves | Tic-tac-toe |
| A household pet you can leave by itself for a couple of days | Monkey |
| A part of the body people love to have massaged | Hips |
| An activity that makes people cry | Playing games |
| A vegetable that is grown in a patch | Strawberry |
| Something some people fear that starts with the letter S | Squirrels |
| A reaction someone might have if they got really scared | Laugh |
| An occasion when family photographs are taken | Photography |
| Something that comes after the word "double" | U |
| Something you'd hate for the plane you're on to only have one of | Pillows |
| Something your spouse does in the bedroom that rhymes with "mumble" | Pumble |
| Something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later | Sex |
| A famous group of singers | The Simpsons |
| A breed of dog that starts with the letter C | Cheetah |
| A vegetable that takes more than one bite to eat | Apple |
| Something every dream home must have | RV parking |
| A word that rhymes with "bubble" | Fubble |
| A question, such as, "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie | 18 |
| A question, such as, "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie | 50 |
| A question, such as, "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie | I'm 39 |
| Something you see along the side of the street | Carnage |
| Something that people stick a pin into | Their eyes |
| The perfect dessert for a supermodel | Chocolate cake |
| The perfect dessert for a supermodel | Brownies |
| A country that has exactly four letters in its name | China |
| A city famous for its museums | England |
| A liquid that pours slowly | Milk |
| A fruit that is red | Kiwi |
| A way of toasting someone | Over fire |
| Something you keep in a kitchen canister | Cans |
| A way which you can make bathing a sexy experience | 401(k) jelly |
| Something a man might hate about his chest | Flat |
| A place where people are scolded for falling asleep | On the airplane |
| Something you might find in a manicure set | A wig |
| A part of a telephone | The bottom part |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | Their parents |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | A blender |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | Their boyfriend or their girlfriend |
| Something that guests get hit with a Jerry Springer | Keys |
| Something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time | Masturbate |
| In order to get a three-day weekend, a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays | Thanksgiving |
| In order to get a three-day weekend, a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays | Someone's birthday |
| A part of the body people dab perfume on | On the tongue |
| A liquid that people drink when they're sick | Vicks |
| Something you can't use without water | An ice cream cone |
| A place where you might see a dead body | In your house |
| Something frogs do that people don't | Turn colors |
| Your wife's most unappealing habit | Picking her feet |
| A night with the worst TV programs | UPN |
| A word that rhymes with "Coke" | Float |
| A word that rhymes with "Coke" | Moke |
| Something that dries up when it gets old | Water |
| A mischievous animal | Beaver |
| Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises | Cell phone |
| Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises | Bed |
| Real or fictional, a famous Dennis | Buddy Holly |
| An animal that starts with the letter R | Rectangle cow |
| Someone you have to lie to once in a while just to keep the peace | Dog |
| A famous fictional island | Rhode Island |
| A famous pig | Your mother-in-law |
| A reason a man takes off his toupee | To show off |
| Something that you hope your husband never loses | His pants |
| Something with claws | Christmas |
| Something you associate with Godzilla | Gorilla |
| A card game that's easy to cheat at | Checkers |
| One of Oprah's favorite people | Regis Kelly |
| Something nailed down in a hotel room | The soap |
| A type of bean | Lesbian |
| The month with the best weather | January |
| A slang term that means wife | Bitch |
| The birthday men dread the most | Their wife's |
| A sport that husbands and wives can play together | Kickball |
| A food that's good for your heart | Steak |
| Something people learn from a how-to book | Read |
| Something you should not do in someone else's car | Get arrested |
| An animal you would recognize by its ears | A chicken |
I'd like to thank Adam Buckley, Carrie, Laura, Ling, Lori, Paul, Sean Willett, and Zach for helping me compile this list!
I bet they went on there as a joke. Still funny though!
I remember three funny questions from the seasons involving Louie Anderson and John O' Hurrly (I hope I spelled it right)
Tell me a foreign way to say ‘hello’ Hello
Besides crook, name another word for criminal Punk
100 married women
If you had a doll that looked like your husband, tell me something you would do to if you were angry at the real thing. Burn off it’s testicles
Here's some more recent examples:
Q: Name a famous animal threesome.
A: The Seven Dwarfs.
Q: Name something your child might dress up as in a Christmas pageant.
A: The Tin Man.
A very funny and entertaining reading. Took a lot of effort on your part to collect all these answers from Family Feud. I appreciate your work and hopefully we can read more funny stuff from you.
One of the funniest ones that I remember was:
Q: "Name something that a teenage boy ask his father for?"
A: "SEX EXPERIENCE!"
LMAO...the look on the host's face was priceless!
A recent one......What kind of doctor would you go to see and not be expexcted to undress........an OBGYN
Q:"Name something that might spring a leak in it?"
A:"A condom"
Q:Name something you learn from a "How to Book"?
A:"Read" (You'll get better)
Q:"Name a measurement of time"
A: "Watch"
Q:"Besides cards a game played on a table"?
A: "Poker"
Q:"Name something that most women wouldn't be caught dead leaving the house without"
A: "A Tampon"
Q: "Name an occupation in which you disguise your appearance"
A: "A doctor"
name something associated with Goldilocks
Red Riding Hood (Answered twice)
The Wood chipper
Name a word starting with the word "club"
Golf Club
An occasion in which you stayed up all night
Lost my virginity
A slang name for policeman
"Dick" (may we see what he said")
A slang word for money
Bitch (thought she heard mummy)