Mock Trial

Tuesday, May 6, 2003 at 12:00 PM | Filed under

We had a mock trial in history today. There were some funny things said during the trial:

Tiffany (lawyer): "Objection!"
Mr. Wallace (judge): "On what grounds?"
Someone else (I'm not sure who): "It hurts my case."

Mr. Wallace, after a large argument about whether things on the Internet are true or not: "Well, we learned one thing today: If it came from the Internet, it's gotta be true."

Make Love

Monday, May 5, 2003 at 12:00 PM | Filed under

I was outside with the little kids, and Alyssa was asking Jesse and me a question. Remember that they're little kids. The conversation went like this:

Alyssa: "What can you make for God?"
We quickly gave up.
Alyssa: "Love."
Jesse: "You can't make love."
Alyssa: "Yes you can!"
Jesse: "How?"
Then Alyssa began making kissy faces to Jesse.