). I admit, it may be mean to call some of these answers "dumb", so if you'd like, you can call them "erroneous" or "funny" if you prefer.
| Name something in a bird cage | Hamster |
| Something you'd find in an operating room | Operator |
| Something that comes with a summer storm | Snow |
| Something you'd yell at if it stopped working | Spouse |
| Something worn only by children | Clothes |
| Something you might buy that could turn out to be phony | Horse |
| An animal with three letters in its name | Frog |
| An animal with three letters in its name | Alligator |
| Something you feel before you buy it | Excited |
| The price of a dozen roses | $1.75 |
| An article of clothing that children always lose | Pants |
| An animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast | Hamster |
| Something you might accidentally leave on all night | Shoes |
| One of the three bears | Yogi |
| A holiday named after a person | January |
| A holiday named after a person | Easter |
| One of Santa's reindeer | Nixon |
| One of Santa's reindeer | Adolf |
| Something Russia is famous for | Russians |
| Something that comes in pairs | Bananas |
| A time when people wake up | Morning |
| A time when people go to bed | Night |
| A state with good skiing | Florida |
| Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family | Jeans |
| Something you buy in a larger size if you have a large family | Games |
| A city in the state of Georgia | Alabama |
| A pie that does not contain fruit | Lemon Meringue |
| Something that kills a lively party | Guns |
| A brand of gasoline | Regular |
| A brand of gasoline | Ethyl |
| A job around the house that has to be done every fall | Spring Cleaning |
| A man's name beginning with the letter K | Kentucky Fried Chicken |
| The month where a pregnant woman begins to show | September |
| A food that's red on the inside | Kiwi |
| Something people do clothed that others don't | Ride a motorcycle |
| The heaviest item in your house | 600 pounds |
| The heaviest item in your house | Husband |
| Something you put in tea | Tea bag |
| A holiday where stores are always busy | Monday |
| Something made of leather that a cowboy uses | Purse |
| The first thing you take off after work | Underwear |
| A weather term that can also describe your wife | Wet |
| A day of the year when you want to be with friends | December |
| A department in a supermarket | Lingerie |
| The most lovable breed of dog | Kitten |
| Something women borrow from each other | Husbands |
| An invention that has replaced stairs | Wheel |
| Something you often misplace in your car | Steering wheel |
| A famous “Arnold” | Arnold & Willis |
| A reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day | It's raining |
| Something associated with the show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire | Bob Barker |
| A yellow fruit | Orange |
| A kind of attraction you see in almost every parade | Merry-go-round |
| Something you stroke | A match |
| A tradition associated with Christmas | Hanukkah |
| A holiday where men buy last minute gifts for their wife | Thanksgiving |
| A food people give as a gift | Lasagna |
| A vegetable you marinate | Grapes |
| The one thing that the people living near you have that you want | A beautiful wife |
| Something you buy and then have to be careful about how you carry it home | An infant |
| Besides a house or a car, the most expensive item you own | Car |
| A food with an edible skin | Banana |
| A piece of clothing wives buy for their husbands | Halter tops |
| A street name that is common to cities all over the US | Hollywood Boulevard |
| A kind of bear | Papa Bear |
| A real person who made a living scaring people | Red Skelton |
| Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave | Goes to bed |
| An animal with really good sight | Bat |
| A state beginning with the letter M | Mexico |
| Something an Indian chief might use | Squaw |
| Something that floats in the bathtub | Water |
| A word beginning with “Egg” | Excellent |
| A city named after a president | Carson City |
| A sport in which two people compete against each other | Checkers |
| An occupation in which you disguise your appearance | Doctor |
| Something that flies that doesn't have an engine | Dishes |
| Something that flies that doesn't have an engine | A bicycle with wings |
| Something a blind person might use | Sword |
| A song with “moon” in the title | Blue Suede Moon |
| An occupation where you need a flashlight | Burglar |
| A famous brother and sister | Bonnie & Clyde |
| An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers | A horse |
| Something you wear on the beach | A lawnchair |
| Something red | My cardigan |
| A number you have to memorize | Seven |
| Something you do before going to bed | Sleep |
| Something of yours you hit when it's not working properly | Your spouse |
| Something you put on walls | Roofs |
| Something in the garden that's green | Shed |
| Something in the garden that's green | Scarecrow |
| Something you might be allergic to | Skiing |
| A famous bridge | The bridge over troubled waters |
| Something a cat does | Goes to the toilet |
| Something you do in the bathroom | Decorate |
| Something associated with the police | Pigs |
| A sign of the zodiac | April |
| Something slippery | A conman |
| A kind of ache | Fillet 'O' Fish |
| A kind of ache | Pancake |
| A jacket potato topping | Jam |
| Something with a hole in it | Window |
| A food that comes in instant form | Asparagus |
| A non-living object which has feet | Plant |
| A domestic animal | Leopard |
| A part of the body beginning with the letter N | Knee |
| A part of the body beginning with the letter N | Name |
| A way of cooking fish | Cod |
| Something you open other than a door | Bowels |
| A part of the body everyone has only one of | Big toe |
| Real or fictional, a famous Willy | Willy the Pooh |
| Something you squeeze | Peanut butter |
| A bird with a long neck | Penguin |
| A continent | Italy |
| A sport you can never play on grass | Baseball |
| An occupation starting with "J" | Jackhammerer |
| A phrase some husbands dread hearing | "Honey, I'm home" |
| A bad occupation if you don't like kids | Mortician |
| A question you don't like to be asked | "Are those real?" |
| A European country in which you'd expect to find castles | London |
| Something every doctor has | Speculum |
| An animal with horns | Bee |
| A medieval weapon | Hand grenade |
| Something made of wool | A sheep |
| Something a bridegroom might wear | A dress |
| Someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club | Animals |
| An animal with a long tail | Rabbit |
| Something you put out for the birds | Worms |
| A way to prevent snoring | Put a pillow over his face |
| A word used to describe a very hot day | A very hot day |
| Someone who works early hours | Burglar |
| Something made to be wheeled around | A hammer |
| A reason for kneeling | To be beheaded |
| A nickname for a slim person | Slimmy |
| A measurement of liquid | Paint |
| Something that's nice to wear next to your skin | Pants |
| A famous Dick | Carrot |
| Something that Santa Claus does when he comes to your house | Feeds your pets |
| Something that comes in 7's | Fingers |
| Something associated with Liverpool | The Yellow Brick Road |
| A boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme | Little Red Riding Hood |
| Something associated with Queen Victoria | Her husbands |
| Something you hide in your socks when you go swimming | Your legs |
| A place you would keep a pen | A zoo |
| Something you beat | An apple |
| Something you make into a ball | Eggs |
| A game that uses a black ball | Darts |
| A way parents reward chidren | Time out |
| A popular TV soap | Dove |
| Something you might find in a garage | A grand piano |
| A fast animal | Hippo |
| A famous Peter | Peter |
| Something you keep in the garden | A cat |
| Something that gives you goose bumps | Mumps |
| A character from Little Red Riding Hood | Hansel and Gretel |
| Something that has a shell | Batman |
| Something a policeman might say | "Spread 'em" |
| Something that frightens Dracula | The King of the Vampires |
| A mode of transportation that you can walk in | Your shoes |
| An animal with big ears | A bear |
| Something you do on water | Wallpaper |
| A musical instrument you can play in the bath | Drum kit |
| Something associated with Egypt | Cigars |
| Something you pull | A potato |
| An animal used as a form of transportation | Turtle |
| A Thunderbirds character | Doctor Spock |
| Another TV game show with the word 'family' in the title | The Generation Game |
| Something that makes you scream | A squirrel |
| A food that can be eaten without chewing | Chips |
| The ideal everyday temperature | 98.6 degrees |
| A type of record | A floppy disk |
| A type of large cat | Persian |
| A job that a working dog does | A slave |
| Something you use a microchip on | A fish-fryer |
| A game played in the dark | Charades |
| A part of the body you have more than two of | Arms |
| Something you find on a fire engine | Coal |
| The first place detectives look for fingerprints | The floor |
| Something you associate with the sea | A coffin |
| A famous Arthur | Shakespeare |
| A weapon in the game of Clue | Dice |
| Something people take to the beach | Turkey |
| A reason someone digs a hole in the road | Grave digger |
| Something a girl should know about a man before marrying him | His name |
| An item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man | Underpants |
| Something taken from a hotel as a souvenir | The lamps |
| Something you keep in a garden shed | A gardener |
| Something you wear on the beach | Deckchair |
| Fruit used in fruit salad | Cucumber |
| The last thing you take off before going to bed | Your feet |
| Something that has to warm up before you use it | Your wife |
| A noisy bird | Chipmunk |
| A car known by its initials | Corvette |
| Something you keep handy by the front door | Spittoon |
| A job that helicopters are used for | Tuna fishing |
| A famous robber | Cops |
| A famous resort area outside the continental United States | Tahoe |
| An American state where people speak with accents | Mexico |
| Something a man has that he'd be upset if someone else used it | His jockstrap |
| Something London is famous for | Pasta |
| Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car | Pickles |
| A game you could play in the bath | Scuba diving |
| A food that makes a noise when you eat it | Really loud hamburger |
| Something that your wife would do that would be shocking | Greet you at the door naked |
| Something you throw away when you're moving away | Pantry |
| A dangerous animal that some people keep as pets | Wolf |
| When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving | "I'm going to the beach!" |
| When you sneak out of work, the reason you give for leaving | "Going to another job" |
| An animal that eats mice | Rat |
| Something you have that you wish worked better | Spouse |
| Something you wouldn't try even once | Sex on a train |
| A famous male dancer | Betty Grable |
| An occasion for which you stayed up all night | Lost my virginity |
| Your favorite country western singer | Van Whalen |
| Something that falls from the trees | Bird shit |
| Something a dentist says | "Just a small prick" |
| An excuse that a girl uses not to invite you in after a date | Her husband's home |
| A name that rhymes with "Larry" | Larry |
| Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale | Cake mix |
| Something you just won't buy unless it's on sale | Drapes |
| Besides an animal, something with a tail | Tailpipe |
| Something that gets accidentally run over by a lawn mower | The lawn mower's cord |
| An occupation where someone wears a robe at work | A fireman |
| An occupation where someone wears a robe at work | A graduate |
| A sport that people sometimes play by themselves | Tic-tac-toe |
| A household pet you can leave by itself for a couple of days | Monkey |
| A part of the body people love to have massaged | Hips |
| An activity that makes people cry | Playing games |
| A vegetable that is grown in a patch | Strawberry |
| Something some people fear that starts with the letter S | Squirrels |
| A reaction someone might have if they got really scared | Laugh |
| An occasion when family photographs are taken | Photography |
| Something that comes after the word "double" | U |
| Something you'd hate for the plane you're on to only have one of | Pillows |
| Something your spouse does in the bedroom that rhymes with "mumble" | Pumble |
| Something you should do in moderation or you'll be sorry later | Sex |
| A famous group of singers | The Simpsons |
| A breed of dog that starts with the letter C | Cheetah |
| A vegetable that takes more than one bite to eat | Apple |
| Something every dream home must have | RV parking |
| A word that rhymes with "bubble" | Fubble |
| A question, such as, "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie | 18 |
| A question, such as, "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie | 50 |
| A question, such as, "How old are you?" that you might answer with a lie | I'm 39 |
| Something you see along the side of the street | Carnage |
| Something that people stick a pin into | Their eyes |
| The perfect dessert for a supermodel | Chocolate cake |
| The perfect dessert for a supermodel | Brownies |
| A country that has exactly four letters in its name | China |
| A city famous for its museums | England |
| A liquid that pours slowly | Milk |
| A fruit that is red | Kiwi |
| A way of toasting someone | Over fire |
| Something you keep in a kitchen canister | Cans |
| A way which you can make bathing a sexy experience | 401(k) jelly |
| Something a man might hate about his chest | Flat |
| A place where people are scolded for falling asleep | On the airplane |
| Something you might find in a manicure set | A wig |
| A part of a telephone | The bottom part |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | Their parents |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | A blender |
| When kids finally move out of the house, something specific they often leave behind | Their boyfriend or their girlfriend |
| Something that guests get hit with a Jerry Springer | Keys |
| Something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time | Masturbate |
| In order to get a three-day weekend, a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays | Thanksgiving |
| In order to get a three-day weekend, a holiday usually celebrated on Mondays | Someone's birthday |
| A part of the body people dab perfume on | On the tongue |
| A liquid that people drink when they're sick | Vicks |
| Something you can't use without water | An ice cream cone |
| A place where you might see a dead body | In your house |
| Something frogs do that people don't | Turn colors |
| Your wife's most unappealing habit | Picking her feet |
| A night with the worst TV programs | UPN |
| A word that rhymes with "Coke" | Float |
| A word that rhymes with "Coke" | Moke |
| Something that dries up when it gets old | Water |
| A mischievous animal | Beaver |
| Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises | Cell phone |
| Something of yours you hope doesn't start making noises | Bed |
| Real or fictional, a famous Dennis | Buddy Holly |
| An animal that starts with the letter R | Rectangle cow |
| Someone you have to lie to once in a while just to keep the peace | Dog |
| A famous fictional island | Rhode Island |
| A famous pig | Your mother-in-law |
| A reason a man takes off his toupee | To show off |
| Something that you hope your husband never loses | His pants |
| Something with claws | Christmas |
| Something you associate with Godzilla | Gorilla |
| A card game that's easy to cheat at | Checkers |
| One of Oprah's favorite people | Regis Kelly |
| Something nailed down in a hotel room | The soap |
| A type of bean | Lesbian |
| The month with the best weather | January |
| A slang term that means wife | Bitch |
| The birthday men dread the most | Their wife's |
| A sport that husbands and wives can play together | Kickball |
| A food that's good for your heart | Steak |
| Something people learn from a how-to book | Read |
| Something you should not do in someone else's car | Get arrested |
| An animal you would recognize by its ears | A chicken |
